BLUFFBALL

Your Guide to Watercooler Parlance

NFL
01 / 10
You
Brown is MVP.
Coworker
Agreed, he's been clutch.
You
Contract year too.
Coworker
Nah, he's just hot.
You
Numbers say otherwise.
NFL
02 / 10
You
Cowboys defense is one injury from collapse.
Coworker
Parsons can't do it alone.
You
Exactly the problem.
Coworker
Who do they target?
You
Probably a corner.
NFL
03 / 10
You
Kittle is key to 49ers.
Coworker
Yeah, he's a game changer.
You
Changes the whole lineup.
Coworker
No way, he's overrated.
You
Stats say otherwise.
NFL
04 / 10
You
Watson is Browns' future.
Coworker
He's got the skills.
You
But can he lead?
Coworker
What about his contract?
You
That's a whole issue.
F1
05 / 10
You
Antonelli is F1's best.
Coworker
Absolutely, he's dominant.
You
Best in the league.
Coworker
Not even close.
You
You're not watching.
NFL
06 / 10
You
Mayfield's contract is huge.
Coworker
That's a great point.
You
Changes the whole dynamic.
Coworker
What about the playoffs?
You
That's a different story.
MLB
07 / 10
You
Trout is MLB's best.
Coworker
Agreed, he's a star.
You
Franchise player.
Coworker
Not impressed.
You
You're missing out.
US Open
08 / 10
You
Tiafoe is US Open contender.
Coworker
He's got the talent.
You
But can he perform?
Coworker
What about his team?
You
That's a factor too.
NFL
09 / 10
You
Packers are Super Bowl bound.
Coworker
Yeah, they're contenders.
You
Could go all the way.
Coworker
No chance.
You
You're underestimating.
NBA
10 / 10
You
Lakers need to rebuild.
Coworker
That's a good point.
You
Changes the whole season.
Coworker
What about the trade?
You
That's a separate issue.

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